"Starbucks yesterday unveiled their latest abomination".
Since Katy Perry is clearly part unicorn, things got a little weird when she tried drinking Starbucks' new Unicorn Frappuccino yesterday (along with the rest of the world).
Not surprisingly, the sparkly pink frapp has been fodder for the late night shows this week, with Jimmy Kimmel coming up with his own take on the drink.
Despite its mixed reviews, Starbucks received wild success in selling the sweet beverage, which is described on their website as having a "tangy and tart mango syrup" taste "layered with pleasantly sour blue drizzle".
The limited-edition drink is thankfully only available until April 23, but it has certainly already had its five minutes of fame.
"Here at Starbucks, your enjoyment is our goal", the commercial says.
It's called the F-k-It-Ccino and it's made with everything that can get you through the current political climate.
The drink is a ideal blend of pancake batter, chocolate frosting and French fries, with a touch of vodka and Lexapro, a Starbucks spoof ad reveals.
From the smile on the barista's face, it's clear the F-k-It-Ccino is either not as hard to make as the Unicorn Frap or he doesn't have to touch it.