World Cup-winning goalkeeper Hugo Lloris was "lucky" not to knock down pedestrians or damage cars when driving "erratically" at the end of an evening in which he was "showered with drinks" at a restaurant, a court has heard.
Lloris is the French national team captain but Lollichon, a fellow Frenchman, has called the Spurs shot-stopper "overrated".
Lloris had vomit in his Porsche Panamera when he was stopped by officers on 24 August as he drove through Marylebone.
The court was told the 31-year-old provided a sample containing 80 micrograms of alcohol per 100 millilitres of breath, more than twice the legal limit in England and Wales.
Prosecutor Henry Fitch said police found Lloris in an unmarked vehicle driving at 15mph in a 30mph zone.
They had to help the goalkeeper from his auto.
For the defence, David Sonn said Lloris' "spectacular fall from grace was not lost" on the goalkeeper.