Draymond to Durant: Laugh At My Penis? I'll Laugh At Your Twitter!

Roughly half of the population has a dick, smartphones are abundant, and pretty much everyone gets horny, so a lot of people have their dicks online.

Durant has since apologized for his actions.

Durant admitted earlier this week he had created fake Twitter accounts to defend himself online after getting caught posting about himself in third person from his actual verified account. I was doing it all summer, and it went too deep.

"I don't think I'll stop engaging with fans", Durant said.

Durant is expected to speak to the media later today, as are all of the Warriors players, as well as General Manager Bob Myers and head coach, Steve Kerr. We can not help but agree with him on his assessment. "I want to move on". It probably hit me probably harder than what everybody [thought]. "I really enjoy it, and it's a good way to connect us all, but I'll scale back a little bit right now and just focus on playing basketball".

"It was a joke to me at first", continued Durant. He recently told reporters he hadn't slept or eaten for two days after the incident. "I haven't ate. It's insane because I feel so f-king pissed at myself, and I'm mad that I brought someone into it". Oklahoma City Thunder is the best and most professional organization in the National Basketball Association and got the craziest fans. "And those cats, I call them FAMILY", tweeted Kanter in a clear response to Durant's tweets.

Vanessa Coleman